Canada Offering Pole Dancing Classes for Kids Ages 5 and Up

Fox News - A Canadian dance studio is offering pole dancing classes for children as young as 5 years old, CTV News reports. Twisted Grip Dance & Fitness, in Duncan, British Columbia, has in its lineup a pole dancing class it calls “Little Spinners,” geared toward boys and girls of all ages, owner Kristy Craig tells CTV. Craig said she introduced the class because existing clients wanted it, and so far three girls and one boy have registered for classes, which start on Sept. 22. Her youngest student is 5 years old, the oldest is about 12 years old. Craig says there's nothing sexual about the class, but the front page of the studio's website shows sexy, sparkly high-heeled shoes for sale for performers, MyFoxDFW.com reports..."It's pure fitness and strength and fun," Craig told the CBC. "I mean kids love climbing trees. They will climb anything."

That last line is by far my favorite. "kids love climbing treas. They will climb anything." Exactly, trees, stripper poles, a strangers dick for tip money...

And look, my blame is not with Kristy Craig, she's a savvy business women who's personal interest also includes children strippers, she found a loophole and is exploiting it.

My issue is with the parents...Are you people outside your fucking minds? Signing kids up for pole dancing classes? I get that college isn't for everyone and that some kids are better off learning a trade they can fall back on when they're older, but I think generally this applies to HVAC specialists and plumbers...Not sex workers selling their bodies who've been perfecting the art of snatching up your dollar bills with their crotch since they were in the 5th grade...

Rule No. 1 When Sleeping With Strippers: Don't Let them Steal Your Sprem and Make Babies With It

Fox News - A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit. Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said. So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions. "A gold digger is an understatement. She was trying to get community property and alimony. She's ruthless," he said. "We always used condoms," he said. But when a DNA test proved him to be the father, Pressil said he began paying $800 a month in child support. "She was taking [the semen in condoms] after the fact and running down to the clinic with it," said Jason Gibson, who is representing Pressil in his suit. He now has joint custody. The fertility clinic's manager simply assumed he and his ex were married when she got the successful in-vitro fertilization procedure that resulted in the birth of the twins, his suit says. Pressil then said he confronted Burnett, an exotic dancer, who allegedly told him, "Oh you're not stupid. I thought you knew."

I think there's a couple lessons in all this...1) A 6 month relationship with a stripper that you're banging isn't a relationship, its called a long-con. I bet this guy thinks waitresses and customer service girls are hitting on him too...what an idiot.  The day you start hanging out with a stripper you have to have your guard up. That girl is strictly after your cash, you really think after being like the 10,000th guy to hit on her she decided that you seemed like a nice enough guy to fuck for free? Putting aside the fact that you apparently regularly hang out at the strip club for dinner? Yea, no buddy. 

And 2) IF you're going to engage a stripper in coitous, most definitely use a spermicidal condom. Frankly, I didn't even know they made non-spermicidal ones, or why such a device would exist, it just seems counterintuitive, but its something you have to look out for I guess...Although I still say you should have known something was up when, instead of throwing your used rubber in the trash she was skedaddling out to her car and  burning rubber in her 1988 Monte Carlo SS to the clinic...that didn't throw you at all? A stripper speeding down the street with her arm out the window, used condom and fresh spunk flapping in the wind?