Wake Up: Women Speaking Out of Place

Air conditioning outside, ladies and gentleman. Big, outdoor air conditioners on the breakdown lanes of highways is the global warming answer.

Poor girl, sshhhh. I know you've put a ton of time thinking about this, thought about it a lot and all, but rest assured Al Gore and his guys got this one covered. Do us a favor, leave the real thinking to the men and we'll figure everything out, ummkay?

You can stick to thinking about things like does this handbag match my halter-top, how much to tip your Korean nail salon lady, and keeping track of your birth control schedule...pay particular attention to that last one, the world isn't ready for you to procreate.