Fox News - A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit. Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said. So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions. "A gold digger is an understatement. She was trying to get community property and alimony. She's ruthless," he said. "We always used condoms," he said. But when a DNA test proved him to be the father, Pressil said he began paying $800 a month in child support. "She was taking [the semen in condoms] after the fact and running down to the clinic with it," said Jason Gibson, who is representing Pressil in his suit. He now has joint custody. The fertility clinic's manager simply assumed he and his ex were married when she got the successful in-vitro fertilization procedure that resulted in the birth of the twins, his suit says. Pressil then said he confronted Burnett, an exotic dancer, who allegedly told him, "Oh you're not stupid. I thought you knew."
I think there's a couple lessons in all this...1) A 6 month relationship with a stripper that you're banging isn't a relationship, its called a long-con. I bet this guy thinks waitresses and customer service girls are hitting on him too...what an idiot. The day you start hanging out with a stripper you have to have your guard up. That girl is strictly after your cash, you really think after being like the 10,000th guy to hit on her she decided that you seemed like a nice enough guy to fuck for free? Putting aside the fact that you apparently regularly hang out at the strip club for dinner? Yea, no buddy.
