Showing posts with label Graduation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Graduation. Show all posts

Monday, June 4, 2012

Just Your Average Day in Brockton, Gang Fights Break Out During High School Graduation



Boston - Seven men were arrested after three fights broke out at the Brockton High School graduation ceremony Friday, police said. Police are investigating what sparked the fights, but believe they were gang-related, Brockton said Police Lieutenant William Hallisey...The first fight broke out at 7:20 p.m. in a corner of the field as school administrators, unfazed, continued calling the names of the graduates, Hallisey said. “They didn’t miss a beat, they just kept naming the names,” Hallisey said. 

Just keep doing you Brockton, keep doing you. 

The fact that the administrators just forged ahead with this madness going on is so Brockton I can't even stand it. "Ho-Hum, another gang fight in our parking lot, don't worry folks, this happens all the time...and now lets give a big round of applause for our class valedictorian!" 

So Brockton.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Idiot High School Kid Punished for Tebowing at Graduation...Good



ESPN - A graduating senior at a Fort Myers, Fla., high school was punished for "Tebowing" on stage Saturday prior to receiving his diploma...Chuck Shriner, who said he was acting on a $5 bet with a classmate, took a knee and bowed his head in the prayer pose of New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow during Bishop Verot Catholic High's graduation ceremony. "I just thought it was fun. I was just doing it to make graduation memorable," Shriner said, according to NBC affiliate WPTV. Neither Bishop Verot principal John Cavell nor Shriner's mother, a math teacher at the school, found humor in it. According to WPTV, Cavell withheld the diploma at the urging of Shriner's mother. As punishment, Shriner had to clean up the gymnasium, where the graduation ceremony was held, before receiving the diploma. A spokesman for the school said the punishment was the idea of Shriner's mother.

Good. His mom should have whupped him as he walked off the stage, frankly. All these internet fads, they're passed people, it's over. You're too late, it's not funny anymore, and you look like a jackass. This goes for leisure diving, planking, tebowing, Icing, those stupid pictures where everyone tries to jump at the same time at the beach except the fat girls on the end are always a second late or 12 inches lower than the rest of the group, and any other dumb internet picture fad thing that I'm forgetting. They're all over.

Hey dumb-ass, 20 years from now you're going to be remembered as the idiot kid that genuflected during graduation to mimic a back up NFL QB. Congratufuckinglations. 

 
General rule of thumb: If you would make fun of some asshole while out, at a bar, at Six Flags, the mall, wherever, for doing one of those moves with his friends, then you shouldn't be doing it either. Case closed.