H & H Imports, Inc. (OTCQB: HNHI) (PINKSHEETS: HNHI), the parent company of TV Goods Holding Corporation, which previously announced that it was testing a single pumice-based cleaning product endorsed by Hulk Hogan, today announced that the Company has developed a complete line of the cleaning products, and has rebranded the line as "PumMagic™." After receiving feedback from key big box retailers that they would like to see more than a single product marketed under the brand, the Company expanded the product line to include not only cleaners, but brushes, wipes and sponges; some of the most popular line extensions presently in the market. In addition, the Company improved and reformulated the product and product packaging.
Gotta hand it to Hogan here. Wrestling career over, wife left him, son just ruining lives one car accident at a time, and a transgendered daughter to top it off, enough to make any man give up on life, but then again the Hulk isn't just any man.
What does he do in the face of all that adversity? Guy goes out and creates the single greatest cleaning product line of all time, PumMagic. Wake up Billy Mays for all he cares. Oxyclean aint got shit on PumMagic. It's literally powered by volcano's. Volcanoes people (TV commercial)!
This isn't some chemically based mishmash concocted in some nerds lab. This is mother nature harnessed. Can you imagine the lengths Hulk must have gone through to bottle the awesome power of volcanoes for retail sale? This wasn't some panzy-ass granola eater bottling Poland Spring water as it bubbles from the earth. Bottling up molten earth takes the resolve that could only be earned through a life time of steel cage matches, and the fearlessness that one attains from staring into the steely eyes of death and taming the Undertaker. Hulk was born to be in the domestic products retail game, and the game will never be the same.
PS: if HNHI sounds familiar to you, it should. My financial adviser first hyped the stock back in January when it was at a measly $.10. It's sitting at $1.05 now. Don't sleep on 50 Cent. Dude is a financial genius.
