Showing posts with label Clothes Kanye Hates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clothes Kanye Hates. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2012

Kanye West Rocking All Denim Like It Doesn't Make him Look like a Hobo


TMZ -  Kim Kardashian and current boyfriend Kanye West continued their trip to London by embracing their monochromatic differences -- KK decked out all in black, KW all in denim blue. Kim has been in town to promote the upcoming season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and attend the FIFI UK Fragrance Awards.

And fucking Denim Dan over here wants to be a fashion critic? Ripping on all things cargo one moment, throwing on his official lumber jack union-workers uni the next. I got news for ya 'Ye, that Canadian Tuxedo is *far* more offensive than any pair of khaki cargo shorts I've got in my closet.

Cargo shorts for like, motherfucker.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Clothes Kanye Hates: White People Stuff



HuffPo - On a slow day of tweets, there is no gift in this world like Kanye West's Twitter feed. But to our sort-of delight, Kanye returned to Twitter on Saturday, going on an apparently in-real-time rant about the fashion he saw while driving through five blocks of "the city." (We're assuming he means New York, where he's been hanging out with Kim Kardashian lately.) Among the looks Kanye scorned: "big ass striped scarves," "hoodies with sport coats," "off-brand workout sneakers" and pretty much khaki everything. 

Damn 'Ye, it's like that? I mean, I was with you on like 90% of those, but what the hell did khaki cargo shorts ever do to you? We can't all be rocking Margiela jackets for a cool $G. We don't all got access to that Kardashian money. 

The rest of the stuff was pretty justifiable, sounded like he was just driving through your average hipster neighborhood in New York...But leave my damn khaki cargo shorts alone or it's gonna be problems partner.