TMZ - The Jessica Simpson baby countdown is finally over -- because she just gave birth to a bouncing baby girl ... who weighed 9 pounds 13 ounces and measured in at 21.75 inches!!! The kid's name is Maxwell Drew Johnson -- which is pretty normal by celebrity baby naming standards. Jessica and her fiance Eric Johnson decided to use the name Drew because it's Jessica's mother's maiden name. Jess just released a statement on her website ... saying, "Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson."
FREE AT LAAAAAST, FREE AT LAST, GLORY, GLORY, WE'RE FREE AT LAST!
That was the overwhelming reaction from the folks that bring you the internet yesterday, after being held hostage by Jess's unborn baby for what felt like a year and a half...you may now all go about your regularly scheduled business, the Jessica Simpson is still pregnant jokes maybe be retired.
It was also reportedly the first words of Maxwell Drew Johnson upon exiting his mothers womb after an arduous 18 months of pregnancy. (ok I couldn't resist one last joke, I swear I'm done now).
Couple of thoughts on this:
First, Congrats guys.
Second: It's a girl right? Named Maxwell? Ok...
Third: THAT IS ONE HUGE BABY!
Fourth, and Finally: The pic below is from this blog I wrote back on November 2nd. That's 5 months ago. Jess was at most 4 months pregnant then, and that's assuming the picture wasn't at all outdated...do you see where I'm going with this? She's the size of someone ready to pop there...I'm just going to reiterate what I said back in November:
I'm not sure what the rules are about calling pregnant lady fat, but Jessica Simpson is FAT. I mean, yea there might be a baby in there somewhere, but it sort of looks like there's a couple honey-hams and a Christmas Turkey too. Look at her! She's built like a brick shit house...you can't tell which one of them used to play in the NFL and which one was a pop star, they've got the same physique!
