Daily Mail - Christian Louboutin might be renowned for his killer heels but his latest piece of footwear fashion might be best left on the shelf to merely admire. Inspired by a prima ballerina’s most important accessory, the French designer created the pumps to raise money for the English National Ballet. The eight-inch heels feature Louboutin’s trade mark red soles and are studded with Swarovski crystals.
Are you women freaking kidding me? First of all, those are two of the ugggllieest shoes I've ever seen, someone pass that piece of criticism on to Louboutin himself, secondly, you know there are just some broads with disposable income out there just shelling out like 3 grand for these ridiculous things. News flash ladies, these are going to hurt your fucking feet. Like don't complain 45 minutes after we show up (where we'd go that these things would be socially acceptable for, I have no clue), because I won't give a
shit. I told you to wear something sensible and you wore some kind of medieval torcher device instead. Good luck with that toots.
And here's the thing, aside from other girls complimenting you (which I'm 90% certain is just fake, a way of fishing for their own compliment in return), we men, think these things are absurd. They're certainly not good looking by any means. See that gold booty like thing? Hideous. No woman on earth will look good in these things. Just looks like you're wearing a block of metal on your foot. It's not a good look. A simple stilhetto or pair of regular heals, sure, 24 karat booties, fuck no. Just a general rule of thumb ladies, if the shoe looks stupid to begin with, it probably is stupid. Don't convince yourself you're on the cutting edge of some trend, or that because it's price tag is high its a great shoe, and don't be fooled because some broad walked down a runway in that thing, don't forget she was probably wearing wings and some kind of abstract art piece of fabric as a dress. Only complete jackasses who blow smoke up eachothers ass for a living find that stuff good looking.
And don't even get me started on this one:
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