Friday, February 11, 2011

Alt-Tabs of the Week

Former Lackey, Failed Pop Diva, Creepy Sexual Predator, and a Leprachaun? I think you'll do fine Simon

Simon Cowell Nervous About New Show "X-Factor" - So basically it's just a new version of American Idol? What does the guy possibly have to be worried about? Competition from his old lackey, a washed up pop diva, and the Tales from the Crypt Keeper? Please, I'll tune into hear Simons snarky remark any day of the week.

Wild Pigs are America's Biggest Threat - Sometimes an article doesn't even need blogging, this is one of those times "War is being waged right now across the country -- against huge, ever-growing packs of feral pigs that are running rampant, destroying crops, killing wildlife and spreading disease everywhere they go, the U.S. Department of Agriculture reports."

Man Dies in Hospital after Ex Cuts Off His Penis - A woman allegedly slipped sleeping tablets into her former partner's dinner and waited for him to fall asleep at her home in Sydney, Australia, before tying his hands and feet and cutting off his penis, The (Sydney) Daily Telegraph reported in its Friday edition.

Go easy on the lady, at least she made sure the job was finished. Would have been a truly henious act if this guy had to go on living ala John Bobbet.  Castrated and dickless is no way to go about living your life.