Fox News - ‘Being Wendy’ is a delightful children’s book all about a little girl named Wendy who doesn’t fit in with everyone else in her hometown. It’s written by Fran Drescher, who said she based the fable on her childhood growing up in Flushing, Queens. The sitcom star also has a new show on TV Land called ‘Happily Divorced’ that's also based on Drescher’s personal life. In it she plays a florist named (what else?) Fran, who juggles the dating scene after finding out that her husband of 18 years is gay. The show is co-produced by Peter Marc Jacobson, Drescher’s ex-husband of 21 years, who is also gay.
Hate to break it to Frannie here, but the dude was never gay. Like you’re Fran Drescher, after 21 years he just had to get out…It’s nothing personal, its just your voice is annoying as fuck. Its more likely he was deaf the last 21 years than into cock and balls, but he just needed an amicable excuse to part ways with you.
You actually seem like a pretty cool person, its too bad about your voice and all, and that’s probably all this guy was thinking…Wouldn’t shock me in the least after he got over all the honey moon sex and what not if he was thinking of ways to let you down easy from the start. Guy’s probably been mulling potential outs for 20 years without breaking your heart…I’d wager he’s debated coming out as gay at least once a month for the last 20 years. Just weighing whether it was worth it or not, until one day, probably made you laugh over brunch and he just lost it. Finally nutted up and just told you he’s gay. Like George on Seinfeld (not that there's anything wrong with that). Just came right out with it in some desperate attempt to put an end to his misery.
If there really were two Fran Drescher's, the world would cease to exist.
