Anorak - PERCY Foster is dead. The 35-year-old porn star with the looks of a pre-op Gordon Ramsay was “found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.” We learn that his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals. Last week, the Sport told us: Percy said: “I made my first adult feature in 2009 with fully-sized woman Sonia Splitarse – I don’t think that’s her real name – and it was great fun. “It was in June of this year, on the set of Hi-Ho- Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go, that someone noticed I looked like Gordon Ramsay. “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. “I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream.”
