Wake Up With: Old Man Throwing Shit Fit Over Missing Pecan Twirls (hilarious video)

Angry Grandpa Destroys Kitchen Over Pecan Twirls - Watch more Funny Videos

"God damn mother fucking pin wheels!" - For someone so upset you'd think he'd know they're called Pecan Twirls

"God Damn I Aint Got No Teeth, I Can't Eat No Reese's No More!" - If you have no teeth how do you eat the pecans old man? And has anyone suggested eating something that doesn't come in individual wrapped sizes? You look like  you're one more pinwheel away from losing your foot to diabetes.

"I Think You Ate Them, You Goddamn, Two Bit, Goddamn Pinwheel Eating Bitch!" - Easily the greatest rant and string of profanities I've heard this year...the old Angry Tourettes Guy would have been proud.