Allright 5 Guys, I’ve had just about enough of this tomfoolery at this point. Shit or get off the pot. Either open up a goddamn location or end this ridiculous grass roots marketing campaign that everyone I meet seems to be in on except me.
Legit for about 6 months now the only topic of discussion anyone ever wants to talk about is how there’s a 5 guys opening down the street from them. Every single person. Doesn’t matter where you live, chances are there’s a 5 guys scheduled to be built 3 doors down. I feel like one of these days I’m going to wake up and all the Dunks are going to have been switched out for a 5 guys burgers and fries.
To make matters more annoying, all these clowns just rave on and on about “how good it’s supposed to be” blah, blah, their burgers are the best, I nearly came when I ate their fries, yada yada, yada, foodgasm. Which is all well and good except whenever you ask one of these blabbering idiots if they’ve actually ate a 5 Guys they invariably answer with the following response: "no but I have a friend that’s tried it and they told me it was the best." It’s like a huge fucking conspiracy. It’s the most hyped restaurant of all time and no one’s eaten there.
Hey thanks for the review that I didn’t ask for guy, I think I'll stick to Fudruckers, their burgers are delicious and they have actual physical location, which is helpful when trying to eat food. I’m sick of the 5 guys already with out them ever even opening a location.
