Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Strippers Using Hypnosis To Make Men Spend More on Lap Dances

Loooook at my asssss...You're getting sleepy, sleeeeepy


My Fox Boston - A hypnotist is helping lap dancers lure men into spending more money on their sexy shows, The Sun reported Monday. Entertainer Grant Saunders was called in by club boss Jason Armitage as takings slumped in the recession. Girls at Cleopatra's Lounge in Huddersfield, northern England, hope to keep spellbound punters forking out for 10 ($16) dances. Saunders, 34, said, "They will use a technique called anchoring. The man's subconscious mind becomes open to suggestion as a dancer speaks to him and gives him a little touch on the shoulder or the knee." But no one will be put in a trance, Saunders added. Saunders said, "It's just about making them better saleswomen." Armitage added, "My girls could earn 5,000 a week a few years ago. Now they're lucky to make 500." Dancer Sabrina, 25, said, "I never say never to learning anything."

Umm, question, exactly how Fugly are these broads that they need hypnosis to convince men to drop an extra $20 on a lap dance?

Yea, hypnosis, that's why guys are dropping their cash at the strip club, it's not the exposed boobs, ass grinding, and girls dead behind the eyes...That man was subconsciously anchored as soon as you let him motorboat you. You don't need to shell out so fancy hypnotists hourly rate to put your customers in a trance. You just need a few decent looking girls who don't show signs of recently having a c-section.

Someone should probably arrest this hypnotist for scamming and preying on society's weak.  Making up stories like this to tell to strippers is just as bad as taking donations for fake charities from senior citizens.  They're just as gullible and easy to rip-off, I fail to see the distinction.