Does this look like the face of the biggest internet pimp in NJ? |
Fox News - A longtime New Jersey physics professor who dabbled in scuba diving and harbored dreams of working in the theater had another hobby, New Mexico police say: operating a sophisticated prostitution website that may have catered to as many as 200 prostitutes and 1,200 clients. David Flory, 68, was arrested Sunday at a Starbucks in Albuquerque on 40 counts of promoting prostitution. The professor, who has taught at Farleigh Dickinson University since 1969, has a vacation home in New Mexico. A specialist in elementary particle theory, Flory also spent a decade in the school administration, where he said he spent time working on human resource database systems and measuring academic productivity -- skills that were evident from the three-tiered system police say he created for rating the privileges of johns who used the prostitution service. The alleged prostitution site apparently didn't make a lot of money. "He said he was not in this for the money," Roseman told the AP. "He flat-out told us his thing was he wanted to create a safe place for prostitutes and johns to get together. He called it a hobby." Roseman said Flory "had dates set up" with the prostitutes when he came to New Mexico but couldn't say for sure what happened during those encounters. "In order to get off probation you had to sleep with one of the prostitutes on the website and she in turn would tell the moderator (Flory) what acts occurred, how much they paid and any comments," he said. "That opened you up to verified status. Once you got into verified status that opened you up to different girls available. Then, some would e-mail the moderator, `This is the act, this is how much he paid, these are my comments about it."'
God damnit, this guy is straight up humiliating me. Just dabbling in his free time running a three tiered secure prostitution network/blog. How does one find the time? No one dabbles with running websites. It's not a hobby, its a borderline full time job.
Here I am waking up at the ass crack of dawn, trolling the internet for ironic or interesting news stories and coming up with pithy commentary, and this guy is just casually running an internet prostitution ring in his spare time, beloved by all his prostitutes and a hero to his johns? And he's doing it all for basically free (well so am I at this point, but that's not by choice)?