Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Quirky Asian Man Making Finding Nemo Jokes After Car Crashes Into his Pet Store and Kills his Fish


Quirky Asians, gotta love em.

A car crashing through this guys shop is the absolute best thing that could have happened to this guy.  I mean he couldn't have been making much of a living peddling goldfish and aquarium rocks, but he looks to have a fantastic future in the stand-up comedy business, selling Finding Nemo and shellfish related jokes all day long. 

Hell, ABC's probably figuring a way to get this guy a prime time sitcom right now.  Probably something like Mr. Wong's Wonder Aquarium.  He'll hire all the local teenagers (the cast) and dispense Confucius bits of wisdom one second like a sage Mr. Miyagi, and corny jokes the next.  No one will know what to think of him, it'll be hilarious! Is he a wise old man or the neighborhood kook? Find out this week on Mr. Wong's Wonder Aquarium!

Boom, sold. I wonder if Dr. Jack has any connections.