Joran Vander Sloot Knocks up Girlfriend during Conjugal Visit

Fox News - Joran van der Sloot -- the Dutch man accused in the murder of a Peruvian woman and the main suspect in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway -- has gotten his girlfriend pregnant while behind bars, the Daily Mail reports. The U.K. paper reports that van der Sloot's girlfriend was frequently seeing him for conjugal visits, going to his jail cell to do "chores" and bringing him candy. His girlfriend reportedly works at the same Peruvian casino where he met Stefany Flores, the woman he is accused of murdering in June 2010.

Ladies and Gentleman, example 1A of why woman will never inherit the earth.  

This guy is convicted of murdering one broad, under serious, OJ Simpson like suspicion for another, and this dumb piece of cooz decides he's a good candidate to be her baby-daddy, getting knocked up with his conjugal visit jail baby.  

And just to top it off, the girl he's convicted of killing, is some chic he was fucking in the same hotel that his girlfriend worked at.  So just to run down the checklist, that's: Strongly suspected of murdering one teenage girl, had affair with some girl he met on the casino floor in the same hotel you worked at, promptly murders said girl.  Is that everything?  Did he club any baby seals along the way? Wouldn't want to leave any other potential turn-ons.

Now, I'm not saying all woman have this complete a lack of self-worth, but there are just enough of them out there to ensure that their species never rises as a whole to the status of men.  Sure you've made great strides, but for ever Condoleeza Rice, there's another psychotic young girl, so hungry for attention that she'll get knocked up by Dutch murderers, or send dozens of wedding proposals to a wife and baby murdering creep like Scott Peterson. 

PS...Abort that kid, seriously, abort it.