HOOTERS: Hooters Girl of the Year Morgan Meyer of the Maryland Heights restaurant will be among 100 contestants from around the world competing in the 15th Annual Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant. Meyer, 26, will compete for $150,000 in cash and prizes along with the title on June 25 at the Jackie Gleason Theater in Miami. Meyer is the Hooters Girl of the Year for 2011. The competition will be broadcast on TV at all Hooters around the country — locally at 8 p.m. — the night of the pageant. It will also be on Fuel TV and on SPIKETV on July 22. According to Aleshire, Meyer says she also has a "geeky" side and is an avid Star Wars fan who would love to work for NASA as an astronaut. She also volunteers with the Red Cross and the Women's Shelter and Help Center.
An astronaut, huh? That’s really aiming the sights high, no? Sure you don’t want to go for something more reasonable like secretary or trophy wife?
Actually, now that I think about it may not be that unreasonable, if strippers get away with saying they’re just taking their clothes off and rubbing their goods all over you to pay for college tuition than I guess it’s reasonable to assume the hooters girls are paying off astronaut training. I mean it seems to fall in line with the natural hierarchy of things. They don’t actually take of their clothes so it makes sense that their goals are a bit higher.
And in case you’re wondering, by that logic a prostitute’s excuse would be working for her GED.
