Friday, April 1, 2011

Wellesley High school Volley Ball Coached Fired For "Accidentally" Showing Porn During Practice


Wicked Local - Wellesley High School’s boys and girls volleyball coach resigned after reportedly showing adult pornography to students during a practice last week. Wayne Lem, who coached both volleyball teams, was allegedly trying to show students video of a volleyball game when a pornographic video appeared on the screen...A female member of the girl’s junior varsity volleyball team said she was in the room at the time. She said there were only a few students there and described the incident as an awkward and unfortunate accident...That student said the video played for about 30 seconds as Lem attempted to turn it off. Once the incident was over, she said, the students tried to make light of the situation. “It was mostly like joking, like we thought it was a joke,” she said. “It wasn’t serious or anything and we kind of laughed it off.”

Who is Coach Lem fooling here.  This is the oldest trick in the book, doesn't matter if you're pretending to show a slide show, old home movies, or a scouting video for girls high school volleyball.  Everyone knows the move, you splice in a few scenes and gauge everyone's reactions.  This coach knew exactly what he was doing.

And even more disturbingly it looks like it was a smashing success, like not one chic is complaining here? Everyone laughed it off and made jokes? Are parents even upset? What is going on in Wellesley?

If I were a still a high school aged boy I'd be demanding my parents move to Wellesley right now.  It's like teenage boy heaven over there.  Chics just watching porn during sports practice and laughing it off like it's no big deal.  Not a care in the world that the old man coaching their volleyball team was catching up on his latest porno rentals on the school's VCR on the weekends.  Doesn't phase them in the least. 

I don't know if Wellesley is the most enlightened city in America or the most perverted, but I can gaurantee every 16-18 year old boy in the tri-state area is trying facebook stalking the shit out of Wellesley high girls right now, scheming for Prom and Home Coming dates.