Friday, April 1, 2011

Stocks Surge On News of Dead Workers, Because of the Lower Unemployment Rate, Natch.



Economists can be a cold, calculating type, huh?

Can't really question their logic though.  Guess those financial experts have been right all along, financial recovery really does correlate directly with the unemployment rate.

I'm not sure this is the way Economists hoped to prove their theory, but proof is proof.  A few less mouths to feed = less foodstamps = less government assistance = less taxes = more money in my pocket for spending and investing.