(NewsCore) - A lifestyle magazine in Sweden was advertising Thursday for a "beach tester" who would receive full-body massages, drink wine at local taverns and read books, in what might be the best job in the world..."Included in the job assignment is going on outings, lying on beach chairs, drinking wine in local taverns and other ordinary assignments found in a commercial beach and tourist environment. In certain areas, receiving a full-body massage, testing drinks, snorkeling and book reading may be required," the ad reads. Those applying for the job must be able to swim, be willing to work late nights and, most enticingly, "have the capacity to rest/do nothing for long periods of time."
Where does CW sign? Seriously, send me the paper work, I'm perfect for this job - "have the capacity to rest/do nothing for long periods of time." That pretty much describes my dream lifestyle. Would probably kill the blog, not much to be snarky about after sitting on a beach all day soaking in rays and massages, but I think I'd take that trade off.
Hey US government, pay attention here, this is the kind of job you should be creating to lower the unemployment number. Quit trying to create crappy minimum wage clerk jobs, no one wants that shit. If you paid me $7.50 an hour to sit on beaches across the country though? Whole other beast. I'd quit my real job right now. Who needs a 401k and health insurance when you're life is that of a beach bum?
