Woman Invents Anti-Camel Toe Defense - The Smooth Groove

So it's like a cup for women, right?  Like a jock strap thing that you've embroidered? That's what you've invented here?

Pretty cool name though, I'll give you that, though I doubt CW sitting here admiring the name of a woman's anti-camel toe device is necessarily a good thing.  Some how I just don't think that the women considering purchasing this will share the same sense of humor that I do.  

It could probably be marketed better by playing up the whole "Barbie Unich Look."  I'm pretty sure every girl growing up wanted to look like Barbie, and I think the smooth groove gets you one step closer to that A-sexual plastic feel they're all searching for.