If Your March Madness Bracket isn't Destroyed by now, You're Probably a Chick.

Yep, we've reached that special time during every March Madness, CW's bracket is completely screwed, 90% of everyone in your pools are out of it, and CW starts railing against how chicks and dudes who know nothing about basketball win the damn pool every goddamn year, and why brake tradition this year?

I'm sorry but if the shoe has ever fit, it's this year.  No 1 or 2 seeds in the Final 4, Butler and VCU hosting their own little mid-major championship title bout on the right side of the bracket. UConn and Kentucky, two teams that were largely after thoughts until they stormed through their conference tourneys a few weeks ago, rewinding the clock 10 years and pretending like its the late 90's early 00's all over again. Just pure madness.  And anyone that saw it coming is lying. 

On the plus side I feel totally vindicated for my post a few weeks ago railing against all the prognosticators for sticking with chalk all throughout their brackets.  I'm pretty sure their picks look even worse than mine at this point...especially you Mr. Obama, how'd all four #1's work out for you? Amateur.  And yea, I refuse to address him Mr. President after this debacle, I don't just toss that title around to just anyone, you've got to earn it, and tossing up an 0-fer on your Final Four picks ain't earning you shit...I guarantee somewhere Kim Jong Il is sitting on a perfect bracket though.  Probably read about it on his website later this month.