Low Level Warlock Threatens to Bind Charlie Sheen for Vatican Warlock Remarks

Daily Telegraph - After Sheen declared himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during a radio interview last week, the warlock community has been in outrage. A practicing warlock from Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem - the town of witch persecution fame - Massachusettes, told TMZ that he's "fuming" over the statement saying it's a "blatant offense against our ways." The offended warlock - Christian Day (pictured above) - told the entertainment website that he plans to take action against the actor. No, not legal action, but magical action. "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Who does Christian Day think he is? No name guy running around playing the role of a witch in his spare time. You can't claim to be a Warlock and at the same time blatantly disregard the magic world's ranking system.  The whole thing falls apart with this kind of blatant mutiny.

Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Appointed Warlock of the Assasins creed bro.  You're a dude who likes to wear eye liner and capes, while hanging out in downtown Salem during Halloween.  Just because you've played dungeons and dragons and war of the world craft a few times doesn't mean you have the authority to challenge someone as highly ranked as Sheen.  The guy's Warlock status was blessed with a Papal seal from the Pope!  You probably got your title in an online chatroom or message board for dorks.  Anyone can pick an avatar and a screen name online Christian, unless you've got signed papers from a religious leader I think it best you shut your mouth and know your role. 

And if you have a problem with that maybe you can use your non-existant warlock powers to take this blog down. Amatuer.