(NewsCore) - MESA, Ariz. -- An Arizona man got stuck in a clothes hamper that was under a window he had crawled through during an alleged burglary attempt, the East Valley Tribune reported late Friday. The intruder, Michael Trias, was discovered when the home's owner heard a commotion in another room -- that ended up being Trias getting tangled in the clothes hamper.
I'm sorry, was the robber a childrens cartoon character villain from the early 1990's? Did an ACME anvil fall on his head once he got free of the hamper? Because the only people I've ever seen getting trapped in nets (or in this case a hamper, very similar) are devious childrens characters doomed from the start.
You're a grown man, pick up your legs and step out of the hamper. I challenge anyone to trap me in a cartoon styled net. I'll break free of that shit in under 10 seconds, gauranteed. You don't even have to warn me its coming, just spring it on me sneak attack style while I'm walking to lunch or on my way to my car, no big deal, I can handle it. Even as a child I used to sit there wondering if the fact that I knew I could escape those cargo nets made me an evil genius or if the cartoons I was watching were really just that dumb.
