Monday, March 14, 2011

UVA Freshman Chugs Soy Sauce, Hospitalized like a Wuss, Freshman...





Washington Post - A University of Virginia first-year student was hospitalized for several days this month after chugging a bottle of soy sauce at the Zeta Psi fraternity house, according to court documents. The 19-year-old was pledging to join the fraternity and drank the soy sauce on a dare, according to an affidavit posted online by NBC 29 in Charlottesville. Later that night, the pledge began seizing and foaming at the mouth, and a third-year student drove him to the emergency room early on the morning of March 1. The pledge was transferred to an intensive care ward and hospitalized for four days to treat an electrolyte imbalance caused by consuming large amounts of sodium, The Daily Progress newspaper reported. Police are also investigating a strange meal Zeta Psi pledges ate that night. The Daily Progress reported that the dish -- made of dog food, matzo balls, gefilte fish and soy sauce -- is a pledges-only tradition at the fraternity.


Not for nothing kid, but I did the same thing on a dare as either a freshman or sophmore in high school at a chinese restaurant and you didn't see me acting out for attention, having seizures and shit.  Yea I spent a good portion of the rest of the night in the bathroom stall shitting my brains out, but I sure as hell didn't complain enough to get admitted to the ICU, getting all my friends in trouble because my stomach couldn't handle a little extra salt.  Get out there and flush your system with water and take the consequences of the dare like a man. 


By the way, that's some wild and crazy frat huh? Chugging nips of soy sauce. Watch out for those guys.  Fathers warning their daughters not to hang out with the crazy bastards of Zeta Psi.  How about just chugging beers and gold fish and having midget tossing contests like the rest of the frats?