This was really over from the start, the first guy showed no poise or form in subduing his crackhead, and it was reflected in his throw. Rule number 1 for Crack Head Tossing is get your crack head a quick fix before the competition. That way he's not shaking and squirming, and his mind is more at ease about the fact that he's being tossed around like a rag doll for entertainment. This is a rule our second contestant clearly understood, just look at the tape. The crack head is so at ease that I'm pretty sure he's pretending to be an airplane for the second toss, wings out, feet together and straight back...perfect form.
This is the kind of stuff I really feel like I missed out on in childhood not growing up in the projects. My suburban, white upbringing certainly has served me well in life, but I can't help but wonder how far I would have gone if I'd been exposed to such revolutionary olympic sports such as; Crack Head Tossing, Catch A Crackhead Dash, and everyone's favorite, the Ghetto Hurdles (this is where you simulate a police chase and race through back yards separated by chain link fences). I think these are events I would have really had a chance of excelling at.
