Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ladies and Gentelmen, The Orlando Magic, A Bunch of Pussies

Yea, you're a real bully Dwight. Delusional.
 These are legit quotes from the Celtics demoralization of the Magic on Sunday (yes I wish I wasn't lazy and had posted this before the C's followed their victory up by losing to the Bobcats).  All from ESPN:

Quentin Richardson on being bullied by KG and Pierce:
Quentin Richardson got a lot of feedback last spring, most of it positive, he said, when he called out Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce for being good "actresses" during the Boston Celtics' first-round series with the Miami Heat during last season's playoffs...."I'm not going there again," he said, when asked about the "actresses" comment. "But a lot of people called me and liked it. Everyone knows how they [the Celtics] play, some of the stuff they do. You've got eyes. You saw it. It's not always good."...
SVG on Turkoglu's disappearing act:
Said Van Gundy of Turkoglu, "I don't like the way he is playing at all. I don't like his decision-making. I don't like his energy. … I'm sort of saying: What the hell is he doing?"...
 Gilbert Arenas, on why he sucked yesterday:
Arenas going scoreless in 15 minutes. Arenas couldn't remember the last time that had happened to him, adding, "I guess there's a first for everything." He also said he has trouble with afternoon games because they prevent him from having breakfast.
 Dwight Howard, on his image:
"It shouldn't have even been a foul," Howard said. "It makes me look like a bully, which is not the case."
 And finally:
 The Magic were not happy with the refereeing trio of Dick Bavetta, Jason Phillips and Olandis Poole, whose calls gave the Celtics a 34-16 advantage in free throws. That was part of it as well.
How mind fucked are these softies?  

Hey Dwight Howard, you're about the biggest guy in the league, maybe you want to look like a bully?  Rajon Rondo strolled through your lane and basically stuffed it down your pooper all afternoon long.  A light breeze could knock Rondo on his ass, trust me, I don't think anyone in the Celts  locker room is looking at you like a bully right now.
 
And Gilbert, really? How many more excuses are you going to come up with before you just admit that you have the knees of an 80 year old and the jump shot of 2nd team rec-league all-star at this point.  I noticed you don't go by Agent Zero anymore, probably a good choice. Nicknames aren't as funny when they're true. You could have eaten all the Wheaties you wanted, you would have still looked like you should have been competing in the half time, half court shoot out.

Stan Van Gundy, how about not selling out your own player in Turkoglu and, you know, attempting to coach?  Your team's outside shooting was about as accurate as Michael J Fox vs Muhammed Ali in a game of HORSE yesterday.  Maybe you want to run some screen and rolls? Tell your team to drive to the basket?

Don't bitch about foul shot discrepancies when your team is 3/24 from 3pt land and your wings were 13 for 50 over all.  Did you not notice Dwight Howard basically outscoring the Celtics entire team in the 1st quarter? Would it have been too obvious to keep pounding it inside to him?

God I hope the Celts play these mental midgets in the first round.