Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Arod Being Arod at the Super Bowl


Fox News - During the game on Sunday, FOX cameras caught Diaz hand-feeding her Yankee popcorn as they watched the Steelers and the Packers battle it out.  “I’m sure Alex is thrilled we just put the camera on him at that moment,” the commentator said of the affectionate moment, now broadcast around the world.

Actually, I'm sure he is thrilled. Yea, the limp wrist kind of ruins the picture, but this is exactly the message super star athletes making a kajillion dollars a year should be sending.  This guy is in charge, he  knows it, she knows, it and now the whole world knows it.  Frankly, I'm a little frightened as a sox fan.  

The stars of the NFL could learn a thing or two from Arod.  This isn't some ordinary hoochie he assaulted in a dive bar bathroom, or some slut sideline reporter who rejected him after he texted his dick pics to her.  This is $20 million per movie Cameron Diaz, and he's got her hand feeding him during the Super Bowl so he doesn't have to look down and miss any of the action.  Look at that perfect form. Eyes up at the jumbo tron, head tilted slightly back for ideal digestion posture, and arm guarding against any potential stains on his shirt. Guy is in midseason form and pitchers and catchers haven't even reported yet.