10 feet in 30 minutes? And you have teams? That's weak bro. No wonder the Jap's don't open this competition up to outsiders. Stupid protectionist rules, screw that. You know why those measures are in place, because CW ages 8-13 would have dominated these amateurs. I used to leave beaches looking like mine fields from World War II. More than one unsuspecting jogger fell victim to the CW special, a human sized hole covered with seaweed n' shit. CW aged 18-21 may have done some of the finest hole digging work known to mankind during his summer irrigation job (pennypacker gets an assist here too, but it was usually my goof-up that we were digging trenches to fix so I'll take the lion share of the credit).
So here's the plan, since the Jap's don't let American's in their little sandbox competition because of lingering grudges from World War II (to be honest I'm sure they'd let American's in, but I'm running with this since I'm sure as shit not paying for a flight to Japan to teach those guys how to dig a hole), I'm going to run my own if this site starts getting the attention it deserves. If The Alt-Tab is averaging 600 pageviews per day (why 600? because it's more than we're getting now, don't question me) over a two week span by April 1st, I'll organize our own Ditch Digging contest. I'll make the calls to a few campgrounds and send an international telegraph to the Japanese letting them know we're about to do work over here. Teams of 5 (some of those teams had entire clans, that's horseshit) 30 minutes, deepest hole win. None of this "most creative" bullshit. Go be an art major on your own time. Team CW/Pennypacker just moving earth by the yard and putting everyone else to shame.
