I'd Kill to be one of China's Mouse Tribe

I think CNN needs a new translating correspondent.  You see that guys smile, ear to ear.  That's not the face of a guy troubled by his living situation, and really, why should it be?  You show me a guy who didn't dream of living in an underground tunnel fort as a kid and I'll show you a bald-faced liar.  

Still, tunnel is a bit misleading, and that's disappointing.  I mean call a spade a spade, that apartment is just the basement level of an old school buidling.  Not exactly the make shift fort in the subterranean tunnel world the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles led me to believe existed.