AOL - It's becoming a familiar story: Boy meets girl. Boy brings girl home. Boy wakes up feeling dizzy and disoriented. And his apartment has been cleaned out. At least three young men in Malmo in southern Sweden have reported being drugged and robbed after meeting a comely woman in a nightclub, according to TheLocal.se, a website publishing Swedish news in England..."An attractive girl came over and flirted with me. She was very forward. I just thought to myself that she found me attractive," Tim Ogren, 25, told the show, according to TheLocal.se...He said he brought the woman back to his apartment in an upscale neighborhood. She offered him a drink from a bottle of vodka she had in her purse. He accepted but soon felt ill and then blacked out. When he awoke several hours later, the woman was gone -- and so was his television, computer and other valuables.
So I guess a simple rule of thumb here to remember is that if you're a dude and a chic that appears out of your normal league starts laying it on heavy, she's going to rob you. Don't be fooled into thinking it's your lucky night. Hot chics at bars fight off countless bro's who want nothing better than to rub their junk on the girls bum and buy her a drink. If she's approaching you, she's got an ulteriour motive. From there you have to make the decision, do the valuables in my apartment outweight this smoking hot chic?
If you have insurance the answer is quick and easy. Yes, yes going home with that smoking hot chic outweighs the valueables in your apartment. While you might not have a tv or computer for a couple weeks while you wait for the insurance check, you'll still be able to bask in the glow of "scoring up" to your friends.
Without insurance it becomes a little more difficult, several factors have to come into play. How old is your stuff? If you were looking to upgrade soon this may be a way to slay two birds with one stone. How long has it been? The longer its been the more acceptable letting yourself get robbed becomes. Have you been on a string of fatties and uggo's? If the answer is yes then you definitely need to go through with this, if only to bring your cred back up with your circle of friends. No one wants to be known as the guy with the lowest standards. Lower standards may equal a higher batting average, but really the psychological toll will catch up with you.
No matter what you decide, always remember to seal the deal before you let her drug you. Make her work for your Ipad. Don't be a schmuck like poor Tim Ogren above, the guy definitely got liquored up and blacked out before the transaction was consumated. That's the lose-lose situation that everyone should be striving to avoid.
