Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen At It Again, Just Charlie being Charlie


Forget "Two and a Half Men" -- TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three whole porn stars in Las Vegas -- all at the same time ... during what we're being told is an epic bender. We've learned Charlie hooked up with the three women -- who are in Vegas for a porn convention. The foursome is holed up at The Palms Hotel and Casino. As TMZ first reported, Sheen was seen today hammering down Grey Goose Vodka in the hotel bar. Charlie is due back on the set tomorrow, and everyone around him -- from studio execs to members of his team -- is deeply concerned for his welfare and wants him to go to rehab. As far as we know ... Sheen hasn't checked in with anyone today.

People relax, Charlie sheen has been at this game for years, its just part of who he is...would you really respect him if he wasn't true to himself at this point?  Besides I don't see anything truly wrong here, guys not married, how is this any different than Hugh Heffners daily life?  

But anyway, that's not what grabbed my attention here, it was this line:
"TMZ has learned Charlie Sheen has hooked up with three whole porn stars in Las Vegas"

Does TMZ care to explain this?  Is there a way to hook up with half a person?  A quarter? I really want to know what this means because I'm baffled.  Are there people who are half pornstar, and half genuine person? That can't be, everyone knows hookers and pornstars aren't real people, they're dead inside. Someone clue me in so I can get this off my mind.