Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Brett Favre's Sister, Brandi Favre, Busted In Crystal Meth Ring



DIAMONDHEAD, Miss. — Police say the 34-year-old sister of Vikings quarterback Brett Favre faces drug charges after she was arrested in a raid on a Mississippi condo where people were making crystal methamphetamine. Maj. Matt Karl of the Hancock County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that Brandi Favre was among five people arrested in Diamondhead. He says she will be charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and generating hazardous waste.

Sure Brandi Favre may have only pushed Brett temporarily off center stage for turning tricks and baking crystal meth (ok the turning tricks part is made up, but lets be real, is there a single meth-head out there who hasn't swapped a little sucky-sucky for some crispity-crunchity-car battery-acidy-crystal meth? Catchy, right?)?  You don't think Brett is cooking up a batch of his own? Guy probably called Nate Newton the second he heard  these allegations to teach him everything there is to know about the drug smuggling game.

God only knows what this guy is going to do to steal the head lines back from his sister. The guy clearly can't deal with the sports media showering attention on any other NFL QB's, how on earth is he going to cope with his own sibling taking the spot light away from him.  

When Big Ben was arrested twice over the course of a few seasons for sexually assaulting Pittsburgh area grenades did Brett sit idly by? No, he went out and assaulted and harassed women within a 25 mile radius of The Meadow Lands.  It's not his fault the stories just hit the media this year, if anything I'd guess he'd been pushing these stories for two years now.  Probably killed him inside that ESPN kept their lips firmly wrapped around his tip and buried the allegations for so long.

So what does this all mean? Well it means if I were running the Mississippi DEA I'd be damn sure I had a task force assigned to Brett, tapping his phones waiting for that first long distance phone call to Columbia. It's only a matter of time.