Super Hipster
Some how this isn't the outfit I'd expect for this big of an asshole. I was looking for something like exaggerated flood pants, suspenders, a corn cob pipe, white t-shirt, and a scaly cap to boot. Maybe throw in a handle bar mustache for kicks. This douche just looks like a Bono impersonator. Much too modern and mainstream, probably wants to kill himself when he looked in mirror for conforming too close to societies ideals.