Maria Menounous Still Getting Frisky With Dance Partners, This time it's Mel Gibson

TMZ - Mel Gibson blew off some serious steam Saturday night, partying until 4 AM at Maria Menounos' home. Maria threw a bash for her 34th birthday. A wardrobe friend of Maria's brought Mel along and he quickly made himself at home in her Encino pad, grinding away without a care in the world.

You think Maria's husband is just sitting off in a corner somewhere trying to get her attention, yelling over the music "Hey Maria, DWTS is over, you're no longer contractually obligated to bang everyone you dance with."

Poor dude. Got cuckolded on national tv, and now he's getting cuckolded in his own home by perhaps the most vile man in Hollywood. Does anyone else picture him exactly like this:

Tom Brady Has to be the Only Quarterback in History to Marry Up with Gisele, Right?

(FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Gisele Bundchen is set to become the world's first billionaire supermodel. Forbes says the 31-year-old Brazilian beauty has earned roughly $250 million over the last decade. Mrs. Tom Brady has a new lingerie company that is a joint venture with Brazil's version of Victoria's Secret - called Hope - as well as new endorsement deals for Versace and Dior. Forbes says it is possible Gisele ends her career with a 10-figure bank account.

 Do you think this is why Tom Brady is so driven even after all his success? He has to be the only quarterback ever who was actually able to score up, right? Never mind a three time Super Bowl winner, and two time MVP.

She's undoubtedly more world famous than he is and she makes straight up Scrooge McDuck Cash (TB's not broke but compared to Giselle he looks like one of the guys at my local Tedeschi's just sitting around playing the 12-spot game on Keno all day).

Do you realize how hard it is for an NFL QB to score up? These guys can pretty much settle for any pretty young face they want, (unless your name is Brett Favre and you fail miserably at sexting buxom sideline reporters) and yet Brady somehow came away with one of the 3 or 4 women in the world where he'd be the lesser half in the couple. It's gotta make him feel at least in some way inadequate and drive him to be better, like if you don't think Giselle is on his ass about winning a 4th title this week, you're crazy. Tom probably wakes up in cold sweats from nightmares where Joe Montana and Gisele cuckold him after he fails once again to get his 4th ring.

It's crazy to think, but it 100% explains the oddball behavior he engages in from time to time, the Euro-hair, the Uggs endorsement, this picture, and definitely this picture too. Guy is doing whatever he can to hang on, so the best thing for Pats nation this week is to pray to God that Gisele is nagging his ass about winning this game. None of this supportive wife, "do your best" bullshit. Just tearing into him, telling him what a pathetic loser he'll be if he loses, because if that's indeed what she's doing, watch out G-Men.