Thursday, July 5, 2012
Jessica Simpson is STILL Pregnant
GOOO...my bad. She's just huge. Seriously though, I'm not even sure how a baby fit in there. Like you know on Thanksgiving where it's just impossible to eat one more slice of Turkey, or you just have that delicious piece of glazed ham just mocking you from your 4th plate but you just can't do it unless you suddenly burp/fart/shit clear some space? That's what I feel like looking at this. I feel like Jess has expanded as much as her human skin will possibly let her...that in order to have fit an 8-10 lbs baby in there she must have been drowning herself in exo-lax morning, noon, and night to achieve the necessary space for a baby to survive in there.
Jessica Simpson is STILL Pregnant
2012-07-05T08:43:00-04:00
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Jessica Simpson is still pregnant|nope she's just fat|Thanksgiving Turkey|
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