Thursday, July 5, 2012

This 9 Year Old Beer Pong Champ Thinks His Shit Don't Stink

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Screw you kid, anyone can set up trick shots and try an unlimited amount of time/have a dad that's really good at home movie CGI shit...that don't make you a champ.

How about you make a video when you sink the last cup after 8 straight games playing with actual alcohol? Put aside the Harry Potter trick shot shit and step up and join the big boys...you're Australian, I assume by about your 10th birthday you can legally drink?

 Also, as a general rule of thumb, I refuse to play beer pong with anyone that doesn't drink during the game. I have a feeling this is one of those kids who puts a side cup on the table and just fills it up as his opponents hit their shots, says something like "I'm really full, I'll drink it right after the game," and then 30 minutes later when you're looking for a water cup to wash off the rogue pube stuck to the ball you notice a 20 oz. cup of room temperature beer that panzy left behind...don't be that guy, kid.


PS: You know how I know this video is fake? The cup never wobbles, not once. Doesn't slide, doesn't move at all, actually. Just complete bullshit.