Hate if you want, point out that the Heat technically still haven't won anything if you want, complain that maybe its a tad too long if you want, but this is absolutely one of the best trolling sports rants I've ever heard. Ever. Just gem on top of gem. Came right out of the gates swinging.
"Your Doc Lost Game 7, Our Docs augment breasts"
"You eat Boston cream pies, baked beans, and chowdah. You know what we eat? We'll eat your motherfucking face!"
"The famous Citgo sign in Kenmore Sq. contains 5 miles of neon tubing, Lebron has that...IN HIS PANNNTS."
"The John Hancock Tower boats 13 acres of glass, after game 7, Lebron Returned to Miami, and 13 Acres of Ass!"
And my absolute favorite:
"YOU HAVE ONLY ONE RONDO, WE HAVE A MILLION ARMANDO'S!"
