HuffPo - One student-made sign at Hamilton Elementary School in Fresno, Calif., is causing controversy among parents after the school displayed it in the lobby, KFSN-TV reports.
The sign, made by a seventh-grade student as part of an assignment during a history unit on the Crusades, depicts Jesus with a caption reading "I want you to kill all the infidels," as well as "meet me in Jerusalem, get a free ticket to heaven."
GET ME THIS KID. I've been toying with the idea of getting someone to do Meme's (pronounced Meems apparently? Doesn't sound right to me, but it's allegedly right) around here for a while. Yes I think they're destroying the internet. Yes, I think the younger generation, who can't seem to grasp that these are glorified caption contests, are dumb as fuck and easily entertained. But you know what, if it generates pageviews, I'll do it.
And if I'm going to do memes, I want the best meme producer possible. I want the chosen one. And this kid is it. For the first time in years I laughed at a meme. I remember thinking the first few memes I saw were hilarious, and then EVERYONE started doing them and suddenly they weren't so funny anymore, just a threat to my blogging lifestyle.
But this one, this one slayed me. It's not that I'm for killing infidels or anything, its just the perfect blend of politics, religion, and humor. This thing could have literally ran in the political cartoon section of the Times or the New Yorker, its that good. And that's the kind of quality expected around these parts.
