Monday, April 16, 2012

This Is Not What They Mean When They Talk About Alternative Fuel Sources for Cars


I mean, I know what happened here, I just don't know how it happened.

What happened was some redneck obviously heard Obama spouting off about some green initiative or another, probably something involving grants and alternative fuel sources for cars, and that redneck had a little light bulb go off..."Hey! The oven my wife cooks dinner on runs on natural gas, I bet my truck could too!" And thus the GE 300 HP broiler plate engine was born. 

But how it happened, I can't even fathom. That stove is intact. It's either the strongest, steel and titanium alloy reinfoced oven of all time (because I would have assumed he just tried to ram the truck into the oven), or these hick bastards put in some real work, cutting out the actual engine, modifying the bumper to fit the stove, and then lowering that baby in...I would have loved to hear her purr the first time they fired her up.