Thursday, October 13, 2011

Insane Woman Calls Ex 146 Times, Smashes His Car, And Busts Window With Sword...Oh And She Runs a Blog

Houston - Police said she shattered several of the windows of his west Houston home, first with a tire iron, and then with a 5-foot sword. She is accused of egging his house on several occasions, and posting pictures of herself bragging about it on her Facebook page. Police say Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main, also created an Internet persona - "woundedpo eticsoul" - that turned out to be very wounded indeed. In June, Silvey started a blog that detailed the breakdown of their relationship and her post-breakup bad behavior in excruciating detail, calling him names and posting rambling rants about his relationship with a younger woman. Main told police that Silvey called him 1,001 times and sent him 712 emails over a span of less than three months, starting in mid-June. One day in August, she allegedly called him 146 times, investigators said. According to the probable-cause affidavit in the case, Silvey started the blog in June, where she vacillated between name-calling, waxing philosophical about the end of their relationship and openly taunting Main. He told police he saw Silvey shatter the leaded glass windows near his front door with a tire iron in July. He also said she smashed a kitchen window with a tire iron on Aug. 3, and then returned four days later and broke another kitchen window with a 5-foot sword. That same day, Main told police, Silvey rammed her Chevy Blazer into his parked car, slamming it into the garage door and causing about $915 in damage. Main also reported his house being "egged" several times by Silvey, and gave police a screen shot of Silvey allegedly bragging about it on her Facebook page. In an interview with police, Silvey repeatedly told the officer to "read my blog, read my blog, it's all there."

Wow, this bitch is CRAZY. Like historically crazy. She's more productive in being crazy than most people are in their normal daily functions. I re-read the laundry list of transgressions about 5x just to try and figure out how she fit all this shit into her day. I have no idea. 

She ran a frigen blog dedicated to hating on this guy, and still had time to smash cars and duel with long swords. I run this blog and and basically put in a half assed effort at work ever day, even though that's the job paying my bills. I have no idea how she does it...(By the way here's her blog...I obviously had to track that one down, the layout could use some work but the content is gold, I already bookmarked it).

Craziest part is she's fucking old, like way to old for somone pulling this kinda shit (nevermind figuring out how to start a blog), or so I thought. Up until now I thought this kinda game was only reserved for young hoodrats and scorned emo girls. Had no idea over the hill women could bring the heat like this...fig'd she'd be happy she had a relationship at all and just move on when it ended. Proved me wrong.

I think that settles it, I've thought this blog needed a female voice for a while but it's hard to find one that embraces every female stereotype and just rolls with it.  I think Toni-Jo (sick redneck name by the way) Silvey is the woman to fix all that. Toni, I got a spot for you, once you're done  your 1-3 stretch in County.