Woman Rushed to Hospital After Vibrator Causes Internal Bleeding

HuffPo- After horrific experience with a sex toy sent her to the hospital, a Northern California woman is a suing a Southern California "marital aid" manufacturer for personal injury and emotional duress. Yreka resident April Bonjour states in her suit that, late last year, she and her boyfriend were using a vibrator made by Pipedream Products when she suddenly noticed that something was wrong. "During usage I felt a sharp pain inside my vagina," she wrote. "My boyfriend quickly removed the toy, it was covered with blood." Bonjour initially thought she might have just started her period, but she realized something else was definitely happening when she continued to lose blood to the point where she began slipping in and out of consciousness. "My son was woken up so we could go to the hospital," she wrote. "He thought it I was dying...[and] quite frankly so did I."

Christ, how much does it suck to be this ladies son in school the next day? The "Yo momma" jokes don't even have to be clever, just hey, "yo momma had to have emergency surgery to save her life after her dildo almost killed her." Not even a good joke but there's no come back. You can't just bring a standard "momma so fat" joke to fight that. Just hang your head and eat lunch by yourself for a couple of weeks kid.

Couldn't you have just left the kid sleeping, or called his Grandma or something? Does he really need to be woken up in the middle of the night and rushed to the hospital because Mommy and her Gentleman caller got a little to aggressive in bed. 

And one more thing, exactly how long do you need to bleed for to be slipping in and out of consciousness? When you give blood its 1 liter, right? And you're not fading then, so this woman bled for quite a long time and lost like, a two liter bottle of coke's worth of blood, and then decided she needed to go to the hospital? Is that correct? Kind of boggles the mind, you'd just think if your sex toy broke and you were suddenly bleeding and in pain, maybe you'd go get that taken care of right away, not try and pass it off as heavy flow.