Thursday, December 8, 2011

Lynn, MA Police Arrest Lady for Feeding Birds at Local Pond


LYNN (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - An elderly Lynn woman dubbed "The Bird Lady" will be in court Wednesday for continuing to feed geese and ducks at a local pond. The Lynn Daily Item reports that police filed a criminal against 80-year-old Claire Butcher for trespassing. Lynn's health directors told the paper that she brings entire shopping carts full of bread at a time to Flax Pond.

Man, her career really fell off after Home Alone 2, Lost In New York, huh? From feeding the birds of Central Park, the most sought after crazy old bird feeder lady park in the world to feeding ducks at some crummy pond in Lynn...I dare say no star has ever plummeted so greatly. 

PS: Real nice Lynn. Like you don't have enough shit to worry about, you're arresting 80 year old ladies for feeding birds? In Lynn, MA. No house of illegal immigrants or drug dealers you could've been busting, had to send out the APB for Grandma Bird Feeder over here? For shame.