Fox News - Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover was leaked online Wednesday, revealing a shot of the actress channeling a mix of Marilyn Monroe and Jessica Rabbit. The photograph shows Lohan with long blonde tresses cascading down her shoulders while her nude figure straddles a bright red Playboy logo -- strategically covering her sensitive areas. The cover shot, posted on The Insider website, was not set to be revealed until Lohan's interview on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" December 15.
Surest sign yet that its not 2005 anymore? Upon hearing the words "Lohan," "Playboy," and "leak," I didn't immediately go home from the office for lunch and check that shit out...I did later go home for lunch, and didn't even bother to search around for it. It wasn't until like 9:30 at night and I happened to stumble across a story about it on Fox News that I was like "oh yea, hey you should probably check that out."
I don't know if my lack of enthusiasm says more about LiLo and just how far she's fallen off the male radar, or about me and my struggle to remember and enjoy the very same things I loved in college just a few short years ago...Though I'm guessing its just her. I mean, if she still had her fastball, I'd probably have been all over it, its just when you go to jail like 3x per month, its just bad for your image and health.
