Fox News - British beauty Pippa Middleton broke up with her long-term boyfriend after a string of arguments. The Duchess of Cambridge was consoling her younger sister after the pert-bottomed beauty split from her longtime lover. Friends said that she and ex-cricketer Alex Loudon, 31, had several heated disagreements in recent weeks. Middleton, 27 -- who caused a sensation in a figure-hugging bridesmaid dress when Prince William wed her sister in April -- was revealed Thursday night to have immediately sought solace from the royal couple, both 29. "Pippa tried to get over the split by spending last weekend with Wills and Kate at [Scottish royal residence] Balmoral," a source said. "She and Alex split briefly in the summer, but this time it's over. They are barely speaking." Just two months ago, the couple stunned fellow guests at a friend's wedding by having a blazing argument. The source added, "It was said after the wedding that Alex was jealous of Pippa flirting with Prince Harry. But the truth is, she and Harry are just [friends]." Other friends claimed that the couple's bust-ups stemmed from Loudon not being able to cope with Middleton's new status as a sex symbol.
And now how the article should have opened: "In news shocking to absolutely no one, Pippa Middleton and her long time lover Alex Loudon, have recently split after Alex's continued concerns that Pippa was Royally Screwing Prince Harry of the Royal Family."
Spare me the stuff about him struggling to deal with her being a sex symbol, she was hot shit for about 3 months when her ass was drastically overvalued, things have settle down since. This has to do with one thing and one thing only, Pippa wanting to get a royal drilling.
I'm just surprised it took this long, if you suspect your significant other is being stuffed by a prince, she's probably being stuffed by a prince. I mean, you just can't compete with the what a Prince has to offer, despite what that hoky Spin Doctors song would have you believe. Listen Alex, I'm sure you're a nice guy, and playing that fake Cricket sport is probably a huge turn on for a lot of ladies in England, but Harry's a prince.
Basically from birth on broads have it drilled into their heads that they're all princesses, even though a quick check of most family trees would confirm a complete lack of royal blood lines. Unfazed by that fact, these girls then go on to live their entire lives in pursuit of making that little fantasy come true. Yes, they'll settle when it becomes obvious that they're not going to meet a real life prince, they'll pick the next best guy that makes them feel like a princess, and that usually works just fine...usually. But you happened to have the poor luck to be dating one of the few girls in the entire world who has access to an actual prince, and that my friend, is your undoing.
