Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Asshole Car Dealership Vandal Gets Tasered...He Also is Sort of my Hero



I'm not condoning random acts of vandalism, and I fully realize that the next few years of this guys life are now going to suck, and rightfully so, but the highs that this guy undoubtedly felt as he was bulldozing his way through this car dealership are the highs that we've all dreamed about once in a while, but always seem just out of grasp...because most of us are sane, rational people...but for just one night don't you fucking wish you were him? 

This guy was undoubtedly an employee at the lot, maybe he was fired, laid off, or maybe his boss just made one too many ridiculous requests, who knows? Whatever the case was, this guy did something rare for these days, he took his grievances into his own hands...was it a dickhead move? Absolutely, the lowest of the low...but everynow and then I just want to have the balls to go that low...to flip out at the person taking forFUCKINGever at the checkout line at Target, to ram the car that just cut you off bumper car style, after a long day and one too many nagging requests to tell all your clients and bosses to take their job and just shove it...

Of course, I'll never do it, I've become to accustomed to not being in jail and having regular paychecks, but for this one day, after viewing this one video, I still have hope...Hope and sore abs from laughing at this schmuck as he long fell backwards after being tased.