Wow, look at these people, happier than pigs in shit. Is this all it takes to occupy these guys? An escalator?
Knowing that, why haven't we just shipped over a few architects from Jersey and had them build a few super malls. There'd be peace in the middle east in like 6 months. Could have a big old grand opening/ mission accomplished party when it first opens, first 1,000 camel jockey's get an hour of riding the magic stairs all to themselves, it would be a smash hit.