GRAFTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A dog in Grafton turned out to be one woman's best friend. The little guy got kudos for saving his owner from a house fire. The Grafton Patch reports Alison Keen woke up around 7 a.m. Monday when her dog, Chance, would not stop barking. That's when she found smoke pouring out of her basement. She and Chance ran out of the house and she called firefighters before the smoke detectors went off. The fire caused about $25,000 in damage, but Keen tells the Patch that she is just happy both she and Chance got out safely.
Look, I love Barstool, and sweat El Pres, he's at least 4x the blogger I am, but these dogs posts are just about the laziest space filling posts they got. I love dogs too, not one of those mentally unstable cat people, but its getting to the point where I'm pretty sure Pres is just ad-libbing and filling in the blanks on some kind of "Dogs are awesome" template. Let's take a look at today's story:
See, this is why dogs are the adjective superlative. They got your back 24 hours a day, you aint dying on their watch. You think some derrogatory adjective cat would've done this? Fuck no. Cat would've probably action that would cause greater harm given the circumstances and add "or some shit", while you burned to death. Fucking cats.
Ok, so what did everyone fill in? Mine looks like this:
See, this is why dogs are the fucking best. They got your back 24 hours a day, you aint dying on their watch. You think some bitch-ass cat would've done this? Fuck no. Cat would've probably been taking nap next to the gas can and matches, or muffling the fire alarm, or some shit, while you burn to death. Fucking cats.
