Thursday, September 8, 2011

Completely Out of Place Girl Dancing At UNC Football Game, Boyfriend at Fault



Unathletic - I don’t even know this chick, but I know I would run straight into traffic if I was dating her. A. she’s dancing to Enrique Iglesias at a UNC football game B. She’s putting that little pom-pom in the dude’s face every two seconds… Alright, maybe it’s not that bad, but I’m not feeling it. 

That boyfriend is in a world of embarrassment...a world of embarrassment. Yea I know he tried to join in at the end, halfheartedly moving his hips around and raising his hands up, but you gotta see that for what it is, a last ditch effort to save some kind of face.  I mean he basically can't sit in that section again, and it's all his fault too, I don't blame the chic one bit, that's just what college chicks do, dance, act like floozies, and yell things like "wooo."

As the boyfriend, when you go to pick up your best girl for a UNC football game, knowing that everyone is going to be in white and baby blue, and you see this floozy coming out in a brown full length sundress it is your duty to do one of two things; 1) Tell her, don't ask, tell her that she's has to go back inside and change (knowing girls, she'll secretly relish the chance to try on more clothes even if she gives you attitude about it), 2) Leave tread marks and don't ever come back.  

I mean, its a UNC football game. She presumably either goes to school there, or lives in the area. She obviously knows the deal, you don't show up to these things in civies, it's a complete power move to see if the boyfriend has balls enough to take charge or not. In this case, not. Good luck being walked all over for the rest of this relationship buddy. She's probably out banging players on the basketball team right now while you make plans to buy her dinner tonight.